BRITISH PM ALMOST CERTAINLY SUMMONED TO THE IRANIAN EMBASSY IN LONDON
UNITED STATES AIR FORCE ALMOST CERTAINLY SENT PACKING
ONTHEBRYNK EXCLUSIVE! INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRUST!
Onthebrynk has uncovered information about dramatic behind the scenes activity that has almost certainly led to the Prime Minister ordering USAF bombers to leave Britain. An unnamed source has said that this has created tension between the two NATO partners and but the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump Jnr will almost certainly not be commenting on this.
Onthebrynk understands that Andy Burnham will almost certainly be making an emergency statement to the House of Commons. He will almost certainly say that new security advice has made it clear that allowing USAF bombers to operate from British airfields in bombing Iran makes Britain complicit in the prosecution of an unprovoked and illegal war and which makes the country a legitimate target for reprisals by Iran.
He will almost certainly say that his key task is to ensure that Britain abides by international law and United Nations Resolutions – and to keep British people safe in an increasingly dangerous world. He will therefore almost certainly say that he has ordered an immediate review of Britain’s involvement in all foreign wars given new security advice that:
– facilitating other forms of military support to the US and Israel (eg air base facilities in Cyprus, refuelling aircraft services and providing targeting information) is undeniably illegal and;
– providing Ukraine with military materiel (including parts for the assembly of missiles and drones currently being used to strike deep into Russia) and targeting information for their use, clearly makes British military bases and arms factories a legitimate target for Russian retaliation.
Andy Burnham will almost certainly conclude by saying he wishes to move on from the mistakes of previous foreign policy initiatives and develop a new, positive role for Britain in championing the sovereignty of all nations and in building dialogue for global peace.
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Onthebrynk reporters: Allan Mostyn & Sir Tennison Leigh.
Additional reporting by The Guardian (12.10.26.) – ‘Iran’s Revolutionary Guards almost certainly behind RAF Fairford threats, says Burnham.’
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